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Get Out Of Hillary Clinton’s Way

July 30, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Hillary Clinton had a department store on Fifth Avenue closed down so she could get a $600 haircut, or as she calls it, relating to the middle class. Bergdorf Goodman is apparently not a flamboyant composer of dramatic show tunes, but a high end retail store in New York. It’s unclear how Clinton, who doesn’t have a job, was able to accomplish shutting down the store. This is official business, I’m a cunt. Maybe you could fucking come in before it opens? Just a thought. Every year or so some politician drops a lot of money on a haircut. It just shows they’re really into themselves, and also that people vote on hair. For this reason alone I predict Hillary Clinton will lose the election because she looks like that evil rabbit from Donnie Darko got a dye job. Trump is out too for obvious reasons. Namely, that’s not hair. That should leave Rick Perry as our Commander in Chief. He’s most likely a drunken illiterate but his hair can rebound from a SuperCuts. Looks like we invaded Iran. Aw shucks.

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