Grandmaster Flash Bamboozled

Grandmaster Flash’s custom Dodge Charger was stolen from a parking garage in New York because some guy told the valet the car was his like in the movies. Then he drove away while high fiving himself. I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often. Valet guys aren’t always the sharpest and on top of that really don’t give a shit. I can park my own car without you adjusting the seat and hermetically sealing your body odor into the dash panel. The simplest scams are tried and true. The dude who stole this car more than likely orders a water at Taco Bell and fills it with soda like a boss. It’s unclear how one could unload a custom built car but it could probably be chopped by guys wearing leather vests and no shirts in a dingy garage where sparks are flying around for no reason. Complicating things is the wormhole riddled reality that Grandmaster flash has been a DJ since the Ford Administration and is 42 years old. New York is a crazy city. Get to know the subway.

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