Jaime King Needs Attention

Potential candidate for worst person in the world Jaime King did an interview with American Baby magazine where she dished on her theories behind the 9/11 attacks and the state of unrest in Syria. That’s a lie. Though it would have been hilarious. She actually just talked about how people comment on her dumb fucking Instagram page regarding her rather grotesque distended belly porn snaps which she feels are empowering to herself and in a secondary sense all of humanity:

“People have made comments about how I’m too thin and need to eat a sandwich. I’ve seen it happen with other pregnant women in this business too, we’re either too thin or put on too much weight.”

The horror. Get a job. We all know those chicks who were kidnapped by Boko Haram are reeling in anguish from the terrorists suggesting they are marginally thin. The days get lonely in that house you inexplicably live in while your husband’s IMDB page boasts of a Mentos commercial and an industrial for Lee Jeans. Eat a sandwich or don’t. Shit out your kid and shut the fuck up. Enjoy the bridge club.

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