Jim Carrey Can’t Let Go

It’s one thing to repeat stupid pamphlet shit the chick you’re banging is selling, it’s another to let it linger after the scent of her sex is long gone. If Jenny McCarthy was bouncing around on your cock howling that vaccines cause autism, you’d be Magic Marker-ing up inane signs and attending rallies at the Coffee Bean yourself. Men kill for good pussy. You can back some unfounded science for the same. But that strange trail closed years ago. Still, Carrey went on a Twitter rant against California Governor Jerry Brown calling him a corporate fascist for signing into law a bill that would insist Facebook educated rich white moms either vaccinate their kids or home school their little rubella carrying viral magnets.

California Gov says yes to poisoning more children with mercury and aluminum in manditory vaccines. This corporate fascist must be stopped.

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) July 1, 2015

Anybody who has followed the history of pot smoking hippy governor Moonbeam knows that corporate fascist is a reach. You have to really love your conspiracy theories to want to bring back whooping cough and polio on the flipside. Look to the beard for the crazy. Dudes with beards who aren’t outdoorsman are never to be trusted.

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