Khloe Kardashian Gym Rat

The E! production team is constantly launching new storylines for Khloe Kardashian to keep her busy and unaware of the slutty Truman Show habitat that serves as her world. The latest is Khloe as ripped beast. A gym fiend that looks like a real live fitness model if you put her in Spanx and light and pose her just right for the cameras. The people who write words for Khloe insisted her photos were barely touched up, posting both raw and published photos to prove her point:

This one is for all the troll haters out there that cannot seem to give me an ounce of credit for my daily workouts!”

I’m not sure making Khloe physically stronger is an idea everybody at HQ has thought through clearly. When she busts through the fourth wall and you find out she’s been spitting out her meds for weeks, you’re going to wish she couldn’t bench press eight-fifty. Set up a tank perimeter around O.J.’s correctional facility. That’s likely where the MUTO’s headed.

Photo Credit: Complex Magazine