Miley Cyrus Tongue Thrush

You can’t help but wonder how people select their trademarks. It’s not as if you take an extended vacation and decide this is my thing now. At least you shouldn’t, it will be obvious like when Pauly Shore decided to say buddy while stuttering. That was a shitty focus group. Rick Flair just said whooo! while high on painkillers. That has staying power. Miley Cyrus likes to stick out her tongue. That was cute when you were nine. I think you need a new thing. Going gay is now a fashion statement and although the tongue thing is menacing to a degree it’s also superbly lame. Stick it in your pretend girlfriend’s twat and we can talk. Until then it just appears you lack creativity. Maybe instead of posing with a trophy on paper girlfriend you should attempt to write a song for the first time in your life. Mix it up. Spread those labia for the camera like a fruit bat, it will be kitschy and ironic. Just spitballing. Stop what you’re doing it’s just irritating the few people who notice. If your kids end up acting like this move to Cape Cod. You got one chance and you failed.

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