Scott Disick Melancholy

Scott Disick did a club appearance in Calgary and looked kind of bummed that he was receiving fifty thousand dollars to stand around and get wasted and probably bang those two whores. You have one job. Show up, smile, get drunk, have an anxiety ridden hangover and cancel a flight while crying after having decided to move to Alberta and raise alpacas while you’re scratching at the blisters on your dick. Rarely would I advocate punching strangers, but this fucker is asking for it. It’s unclear why any club would pay a wet blanket with no discernible skill set to hang around but it’s supply and demand and even Canada has their share of fucking retards who like to point at bearded clowns and try to suck the ill begotten fame out of them. We’re all getting very sick of this. Please fall off a balcony soon. Failing that, run the bath.

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