The Donald Dropped By Macy’s

Donald Trump fired back at Macy’s after they dropped his clothing line because of his couple or three racist comments about Mexicans. It turns out you can’t even be president if the Latinos are indifferent towards you, let alone when your campaign consists mostly of picking on the bus boys. Macy’s issued a statement generally calling Trump an idiot and reminding customers of their upcoming Dia de la Raza Sale. Trump shot back that he doesn’t really care about the Macy’s deal because his dad gave him all his money, and issued some inflammatory statements which everyone ignores now, saying they:

“Support illegal immigration, which is totally detrimental to the fabric of our once great country.”

Yes I remember the good old days when people could afford a shitty studio apartment in Manhattan. God willing you’re doing what you can to change that. Reality TV has been a major contributor to society as well. Also, your hair is fucking gross. There appears to be no truth to his comments. I went to the zoo once and walked by the parrots without catching what they were saying. At some point they got louder. By then I was balls deep in a churro.

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