Tyga’s Dick Getting Around

The problem with dating underaged girls is that they just get so jealous. Also, fucking them is illegal. The former seems to be the bigger hurdle for Tyga. The rapper is now dealing with his high school aged old lady getting up in his shit because he maybe sent some explicit texts and dick picks to tranny porn star Mia Isaballea (leftmost in the photo above) he’s been she-banging on the side. Seventeen year old girls just can’t yet understand grown ups relationships.

Tyga’s leaked dic picks were confirmed as Tyga’s dick by his attorney Lee Hutton because that’s why Hutton went to law school. Not everybody can argue Dred Scott before the Supreme Court. Just to prove that he’s a rapper’s attorney, Hutton made up some nonsense about a conspiracy to leak Tyga’s dick to the tranny porn star’s account to besmirch his client’s otherwise stellar rep . Hutton then pulled in some LGBT rights appeals because that’s just super easy to do:

The allegations are false and socially irresponsible during a time when many Americans are celebrating equality.

Invoking gay rights certainly will get everybody to stop thinking about your client going Hank Basket on an upstairs downstairs set of cock and tits in the Valley. Either way, it certainly seems less offensive than fucking an underaged girl while ditching the baby you made with some other chick next door. You can be a good dad and on the down low. Though probably not a great dad because great dads don’t let their kids discover them tongue kissing the scoutmaster on camping overnights.

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