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July 29, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Nikita Klaestrup is a chick who lives in Denmark and is active in conservative politics. This means she goes to official state functions bearing her tits and more than likely pockets enough phone numbers to win their crown in a landslide. It’s unclear exactly what she does but really who gives a shit. It’s Denmark. Let me know if there are any cool bicycle crash compilations on Youtube, beyond that keep just keep being weirdly morbid and eating your silent dinners. Nikita once lost an election where her platform was just putting her actual tits on a platform. She probably has a thing for American dudes in cowboy hats and would definitely help you skin a rabbit before you banged her on a polar bear rug in a cabin while bumping Yani. I don’t even know what I’m talking about, Denmark is too obscure and boring to have meaningful or funny stereotypes. I think they’re into heavy metal. Probably tit fucking. Pass the lutefisk.
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