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Whitney Cummings Happy With Weight Gain

July 29, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Bygone era sitcom star Whitney Cummings claims she is 32 years old. If you believe that you’re probably convinced Oswald acted alone. A little white lie never hurt anybody particularly when it’s off base enough for a laugh. Sometimes little kids claim to be Spider Man. It’s hilarious. Cummings recently gained 25 pounds and feels she looks better than she when she was skinnier. I feel everyone looks oddly desperate when delivering poor jokes to a laugh track:

“I did this weird thing that nobody likes to do anymore where I gained weight. I gained like 25 pounds, which I think I needed to. I was way too skinny before. They say you have to pick your ass or your face and I’m picking my face.”

You’re not supposed to pick your ass. Cummings stated that she uses something called NuFACE which is that ridiculous machine that blasts LED lights onto your face. She may own some stock in it. Failing that she’s just retarded. Cummings then went onto fart and talk about dildos and menstruation as you would expect. Much like Cummings, it never gets old. When’s bridge club?

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