Agnes Hedengard Too Fat To Model (VIDEO)

Swedish model Agnes Hedengard took to YouTube to complain about the fact the modeling industry won’t hire her because they say her hips and ass are too big for fashion. An open letter to prospective employers about what loser assholes they are is almost certainly going to get you more bookings. On the face of it, I mean, staring at her ass, it seems absurd that Hedengard is considered too wide to model. She’s properly starved herself down to a 17.5% BMI which usually qualifies. Which likely means the hips and ass thing is just an excuse the agencies are giving her because they don’t want her for other reasons.

She’s nineteen, she might be too old. She still believes you have to look into an iPhone to make it take pictures. And, she’s Swedish and those accents aren’t trending big like Czech and Namibian. I wanted to be a major league baseball player but everybody told me I couldn’t hit a breaking ball or field all that well. I didn’t whine about it. I drank and had meaningless sex with a number of unattractive partners. Agnes, if you go that direction, look me up. I will make you hate yourself for so many other reasons than not being fat.

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