Amber Rose Catfish Bait

Some weird Russians as opposed to the normal genial barbecuing types you see in the movies used Amber Rose to bait desperate third world whores into a prostitution ring. Rose had no idea, but they could have just asked her. There’s not much more information, but apparently they just used one of her arcane Instagram video posts and pretended Rose was on board to recruit voluntary victims. What’s unclear is what straight male wants to fuck Vin Diesel in a ladies swimsuit. The LAPD is investigating in between tasering eight year olds for waving their snow cones in a threatening manner. I’ve never gone gay, but I’ve always thought if you’re going to do something do it right. Fuck this middle ground. Blow Joe Montana. This dude with a pussy is just fucking creepy. Derek Jeter’s let himself go.

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