Christine Ouzounian Getting Around

Fame is precarious. Never more so than when built on the back of unconfirmed reports that you fucked your boss. Even by Hollywood standards that’s pretty light. Former Affleck-Garner nanny Christine Ouzounian is visiting every place paparazzi are known to hang out in Los Angeles hoping to get her cool celebrity sunglasses featured in the tabloids. She’s also retained an agent to get her a gig on a reality show, starting with Dancing With the Stars and working on down to fucking a pony on Chechen public access. Don’t be surprised to learn they pay the same. Ok Magazine is reporting that Affleck and Garner might actually get back together, united in their hatred for their ambitious Armenian nanny. So this is a happy story. Especially for Ben who got a nice taste. Still got a little slave owner savvy in you.

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