Gisele Bundchen Recovers From Tit Job

Gisele Bundchen wore a burqa to disguise herself while getting new tits in Paris, which was a dead giveaway because her exposed ankles said Brazilian whore all the way. She also got her eyes done and most likely mused on having Nazi parents with the surgeon played by Cristoph Waltz. Warner Herzog is doing the documentary and most likely jerking off to the needle disposal box. Gisele seems to fancy herself as a sprouts and avocado type and not a medically modified fuck toy. That’s out the window. You and your husband like to bend the rules and that’s fine. He’s now deducting two blow jobs from the official record. We all know the truth. I’m sure you thought you were super clever when coming up with the burqa idea. It actually pretty smart until you were found out. Now you look like an asshole with nice tits. I’m in.

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