Ice T Branding His Kid

August 4, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Ice T just knocked up his wife whom he married to brag about her silicon ass to his friends. He’s 57. She’s a young 74. Ice has a few children from previously relationships. In fact he hit for the cycle and his grandson is in jail for shooting a dude with a stolen gun. It’s unclear if Ice jerked off into a cup or onto her hair. When the kid is 16 he’ll be Robocop. Don’t worry about the math. Luckily rappers have a long life span. Ice T has been on Law and Order SVU since 1999. That’s sixteen seasons, now you know how your grandmother spends her days. Those residuals keep coming in. The kid’s name is Chanel. Pepsi is considering tattooing its face just waiting for the check to clear. Why is your dad dead? Weekend at Bernies SVU. You just got Iced.

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