Karlie Kloss Going To College

Karlie Kloss, who possibly stole her name from the back of a Vivid Video, is putting her modeling career on hold to attend NYU although she’s not clear what to major in or how to hold a pencil. Kloss began modeling at 13, meaning she clearly lacks a high school education and her being accepted into NYU probably counts as a hate crime. She has maintained an interest in technology and started a scholarship called Koding With Karlie which she doesn’t know is misspelled to encourage more young girls to enter the tech industry. That’ll be the day. Maybe not coincidentally Kloss is dating mega rich tech investor Josh Kushner, who more than likely has her ass paper clipped somewhere in his portfolio. You’re going to need to make another donation after the first semester. We know your handwriting.

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