Kelly Brooks Has Boobs Will Travel

August 24, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

If you’re a model but haven’t dropped the hyphen past 19 it just means you suck at everything besides walking upright. Print some new business cards. Kelly Brooks is a model and actress and will tell you all about it at real estate class orientation. You know what is slightly more interesting than your story about the time you and your girlfriends went to the Bahamas and pretended to blow that guy for the photo? The fact that you actually blew him after. Props for the real tits. Those should bode well going forward. Now get a job that doesn’t involve Ellen or fucking men or fucking Ellen. Amazon is hiring, if you’ve got good spirit.

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