Lea Michele Violates the Sanctity of the Hashtag

You just knew there’d come a day when ambiguously inspiring hashtags would become corrupted in the name of big business. Not so long ago you could trust that anyone of the ten thousand new socially or politically rousing hashtags created each week really meant something. No longer. Lea Michele is cash fronting a big pharma campaign for women’s birth control with the powerful hashtag #ActuallySheCan.

I attribute my personal and professional successes to not only my self-reliance and determination, but to the inspiration, education and support I received from others who helped me stay true to myself and my goals. There is nothing more gratifying than seeing a woman leave her mark.

Though not her baby mark, naturally. Given that Lea is currently banging a dude who used to be a male escort for hire, I’d think some more serious prophylactics ought be considered before any penetration of her Glee. ActuallySheCan what? Not be forcibly impregnanted thereby destroying her chances at teen casting sessions? Do you see how quickly everything falls apart when you try to make a buck off the sanctity of hashtags? You can’t fake box if you’re pregnant. But heaven doesn’t like liars. Dead Cory Monteith wanted so much better for you.

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