August 25, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
Lily Rose Depp, the sixteen year old daughter of Johnny Depp and that Italian model he fucked for the longest time, has inspired the world by having a friend of hers announce on social media that Depp falls somewhere on the LGBTQA vast spectrum and couldn’t be prouder. And it really couldn’t be more vast. Since adding Questioning and Allied to the LGBT traditional menu of options, it now encompasses a majority of Americans. Sort of like when NAACPW added W for ‘and Whitey’ to swallow up 180 million new members. Lily Rose Depp doesn’t do much by the way of school or hopscotch, so she’s got time to be a big supporter of the Self Evident Project which is asking people who are ‘even just 1% gay’ to post their picture on Instagram. Apparently people even 1% gay haven’t previously been posting their pictures on Instagram. I’m talking to you, Kanye.
To secure her position as a sexually fluid illuminati, Depp posed in saucy photos with Miley Cyrus’ fake lesbian girlfriend, Stella Maxwell. The whole nut of them having evolved past the need for labels. Or having to have real jobs and responsibilities. Ah, to be sixteen and just assume a girl going down on you makes you enlightened. Pictures at eighteen, please.
Photo Credit: Love Magazine