More Female Teachers Boinking More High School Boys

Here’s what I can tell you about Christina Busby, a high school teacher in Alabama. She’s about 5’2″ and she’s down to fuck. Assuming you’re a teen boy in search of casual sex with a not so bad looking teacher twice your age, this is not such a bad thing. But according to people who insist on the rule of law over fantasy come to life opportunities, this is sexual assault. Except in Alabama, where it’s not actually a crime to bang a boy at seventeen. So police arrested Busby under these newfangled laws about teachers having sex with their students under nineteen, which seems targeted specifically at ruining everything. It’s tough enough to find a female teacher to fuck. You start throwing around the word felony and it gets even more complicated.

Some would say this is a victimless crime. They’re right. It’s probably not a great idea to have lady teachers screwing their high school students on the regular, but how about a little detention and some chalkboard eraser cleaning for those that do. Something more than nothing but not enough to ruin the sex lottery.