Morgan Freeman WTF

Nobody wants to feel victim to clickbait but when the New York Post rears its Alzheimer’s demo corpse and busts out the headline “Morgan Freeman’s Step Granddaughter Stabbed to death in Exorcism” you’d be a liar if you told me you didn’t drop everything. This isn’t the step granddaughter Freeman was banging and set to marry mostly because he denied vehemently that that ever happened. There’s not much to the murder. Her methed out boyfriend who more than likely blows sinners in a church basement stabbed her to death on the sidewalk in Manhattan. Witnesses heard the following yet for some reason didn’t intervene:

“Get out, devils! I cast you out, devils! In the name of Jesus Christ, I cast you out!”

That’s when you don your cape or if lacking a fucking potato sack. Or just boot the dude. It’s just really sad. Never hit click. Insert Shawshank quote.

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