Ms. Paltrow Goes To Washington And Shit Around The Web

August 7, 2015 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

Expert on everything Gwyneth Paltrow is appearing before congress to talk about GMOs. Because, you know, having starred in Shakespeare in Love makes you a fucking scientist. Can congress have people arrested for being fucking stupid?

Read all about Gwyneth’s latest crusade. (The Superficial)

Sarah Paulson did a topless scene and it is good. (Egotastic All-Stars)

To be fair Donald Trump mainly said misogynistic things against Rosie O’Donnell. Does that count? (TMZ)

Rihanna in a bikini because bitch hates her some clothes. (Drunken Stepfather)

Bella Thorne’s cleavage makes a man think sinful thoughts. (Hollywood Tuna)

Salma Hayek’s tits cannot be contained by clothes. (Popoholic)

Girls taking underwear pics in mirrors because they can. (The Chive)

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