Nick Cannon Renaissance Man

August 27, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments

Nick Cannon posted an Instagram shot of his shoe closet in response to Chris Brown having shown off his super interesting closet weeks prior. This is like an old fashioned duel, if the guys were pansies more into fashion than pistols. Dudes used to care about whiskey and pussy. Now it’s lining up shoes like you’re one of those dull kids who obsesses over his toys and nobody wants to play with. Sounds like an apt description.

“@chrisbrownofficial I got stairs and ladders too! LOL! #LACloset BTW my people I’m NOT showing off or bragging by any means, but I have to show young @chrisbrownofficial a lil Sumpn’ real quick.”

When Chris Brown is 37 and laying on his death bed, he’ll probably realize there’s a lot more to life than procuring shoes and bragging about your shoes. For Cannon this is most likely a phase and part of his hinting at finally coming out of the closet, where he ironically spends so much time. Take your Mariah settlement money and become a woman. Better selection in footwear.

Photo Credit: Instagram 

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