Viagra For Sober Women

Some pharmaceutical company I’d invest heavily in four weeks ago is launching the first ever prescription drug treatment for women who aren’t horny enough to want sex. It’s being called the little pink pill, because Viagra is the blue pill and that has sold in the many billions of dollars. Feminists are quick to point out that there are twenty prescription medications for getting men hard but there has never been a pill to make women feel like humping. Obviously a vast pharma conspiracy against making money. Or the fact that science, much like every man on this planet and most women themselves, have no real clue what makes women horny short of outlet shopping and hearing about horrible shit happening to women they hate at the office.

Even the makers of this little pink pill have no real idea why it causes women to feel more like plunging something in their vaginas. It just does. With the glaring warning note that the pill can not be taken in conjunction with any alcoholic beverages. Or, as alcohol has been known throughout the ages, that thing that previously most made women want to have sex. While the pink pill has shown some inclinations for some women in terms of sexual desire, there’s no way it can match spiked punch at a sorority pre-party in terms of getting loose. I’d forecast mixed results at best in terms of improving the sex life. Still, if your lady wants it, I’d encourage her fully. Provided you don’t mind fucking a chick with moderate nausea and gas. Science!