Vogue Williams is an Irish model meaning her voice will kind of make you go soft in the heat of passion. She has appeared on Dancing with the Stars and it’s unclear if she’s a dancer or a star or most definitely neither. She recently became the face of UTan, a tanning lotion for Irish people which contains actual paint and a fucking hat. As a promotion she did a photoshoot displaying her entire naked body except for the parts you might be interested in spying on if you owned a UTan outlet and secretly filmed the women who came to your establishment. It’s okay, we assume you’re doing this. I didn’t know there were any Irish people named Vogue Williams. No wonder you’ve been getting hired.