A Bump Of Keith And Shit Around The Web

September 10, 2015 | crap around the web | editor | 0 Comments

Walking corpse Keith Richards is getting up there in years and it is time for him to get his affairs in order. His last wish is to be cremated and then have his kids snort his ashes. Ew. I don’t want crusty Keith in my sinuses.

Read all about Keith’s last wishes. (TMZ)

Alysha Nett is pierced, tattooed, and topless. (Egotastic All-Stars)

Isabeli Fontana in a wet t-shirt for Maxim. (Drunken Stepfather)

Please enjoy Sienna Miller’s sideboob. (Hollywood Tuna)

Golf hottie Paige Piranac can wash my balls anytime. (The Chive)

Selena Gomez is once again scantily clad on Instagram. (Popoholic)

Genevieve Morton in a bikini will make your day. (The Superficial)

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