The line starts behind me for Gisele Bundchen’s 20th anniversary photo memoirs. The Brazilian model retired from runway modeling earlier this year though continues to pose for pay for magazines, advertisements, and that earnest sounding guy on Craigslist who can only meet you at the industrial park late in the evening.
Simply titled, Gisele, the spank book will set you back seven hundred dollars, which is approximately seven hundred dollars more than anybody but Tom Brady and Gisele’s randy uncle Paulo are willing to pay to see her old sexy photos. Bundchen laced the pricey coffee table footrest with a bunch of her topless photos because Brazilian girls inherently understand how to bargain. Tom’s fancy pool covers don’t pay for themselves. What’s a months rent to relive the happy memories of Gisele getting paid to model? Which part were you again?
Photo credit: Taschen Books/Gisele