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Katy Perry Massive Handprints

September 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


Somebody who deserves a lot more respect than he’s receiving this morning convinced Katy Perry she had to get on all fours to dip her hands into cement in front of the Chinese Theater. Beautiful people were gathered in gowns for the premiere of a fashion documentary nobody will ever see but will be deemed a success for how much fun was had making it.

Katy Perry makes stupid faces when paparazzi take her picture in public. She’s still embarrassed about showing off her tits for attention. It’s sad in a way. I wish I could hold her breasts firmly and tell her everything’s going to be alright. It’s a stretch after fucking Russell Brand and John Mayer. When you fuck somebody you’re fucking everybody they’ve ever fucked, which in this case probably includes each other. I’d return to the childhood advice of her parents. Pray daily for your soul and for the destruction of the Jews. Even if you only succeed with one out of two, you still get heaven.

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