Kim Kardashian Topless Tittery Now on Sale

There’s two ways to look at the Kardashians. One is drunk and fapping to their squat fat naked whorish frames. That’s my usual. The second is to admire their sheer brassy money making balls tucked deep enough into their collective bank account that you have to call them them the raping railroad barons of the 21st century. Still, I go with the whacking.

The Kardashian and Jenner girls have teamed up with a web enterprise to create premium sites for their individual personalities. For just $2.99 a month, each, you can visit Kim’s site to learn about makeup and fashion and see her titties, visit Kylie’s to learn about the latest in teen trends and fucking older black dudes bareback, and Khloe’s to learn about hardcore fitness and waist training and how to abort a fetus with a KFC spork. I’m not trash talking. I’m admiring. Fuck. Just how much money are these Hoovers going to suck in from young girls? It’s almost unimaginable. Though imagine another $40 million a year and you’ll be close.

Photo Credit: Kim Kardashian West