Library Girl Pleads Guilty

It’s been a long judicial road, but Kendra Sunderland, the blond chick we all pretended was a college co-ed who masturbated on webcam in the Oregon State library, finally plead guilty to one count of being way too sexy to attend Oregon State. Back in January Sunderland created quite the brouhaha when a video of her touching her baby making parts in the campus library went viral. It was dubbed as a caught on camera college girl sex thing though almost certainly Sunderland had already made plans to promote her webcam business and secure adult modeling gigs. Sunderland had super enormous natural tits and that rendered everybody incapable of rational thought. Never fails.

Nine months later, or five months after everybody had completely forgotten who she was, Sunderland is finally done with her charges, paying a $1,000 fine and slipping the judge a promo code for Kitty Cat Roommates online. She’ll be in the shower later touching herself completely unaware of the spotlight and large Slovakian cameraman standing next to the soap. I’m willing to suspend my disbelief until I’m done. Let’s be practical. Everybody deserves some college and a decent cum.