Mariah Carey Tits of War

Athletes, entertainers, the long term incarcerated for crimes against children, all need to contemplate what comes after the prime of their career. So long as lonely war app game players admire Photoshopped tits, Mariah Carey will be heralding their newest form of non-physical activity related entertainment. Lost your voice? No problem. That’s what recording libraries are for. Give us a day and we’ll give you ten million dollars. No, you don’t need to blow the developers, just lean into them every now and then in a low cut top. I know, isn’t this industry so much better?

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