Matt, This Isn’t Goodbye, This Is Hello

Just over a year ago I found Matt Ralston while trolling Craigslist Juneau for a no strings attached pen pal. In addition to providing male tourists from the Lower Forty-Eight with expert edging services, Matt turned out to be a really funny guy. Now it’s come time for Matt to fly from the nest. I couldn’t be more proud if he were my own bastard son.

You can now read Matt (and myself and others) on the brand newly launched LastMenonEarth.com where we will be sending up the douchebags of this world, including video, audio, and galleries chock full of lady fudge. I don’t know what lady fudge means, I just know I want it. Matt will also continue to be my life partner on our Last Men on Earth podcast.

You can also follow Matt on Matt’s Twitter or just Google West Hollywood police blotter Unsure stabbings and keep up to date with his nocturnal activities.

I only cry when I watch good looking women fight. This is embarrassing.

(Yes, the header photos have become progressively more disturbing throughout the day.)