This chick seems perfect. Too perfect. A brunette Australian? I don’t want to tell TSA how not to do their jobs better, but I’d frisk this woman and I’d start right in her ass. Don’t break the ice with a feel under her shirt. Go straight for the tush and do not apologize. Gloveless. Then suck on your finger like it’s the best lollipop ever. It sets a tone. Welcome to the United States of America. If you’re flying Southwest this happens seven more times on the way to Kansas City.
Photo Credit: Agent Provocateur