Pedo Magnet Maddie Ziegler Dances Anon (VIDEO)

The social media phenomenon of pre-pubescent Maddie Ziegler is based entirely around her remarkably advanced interpretive dancing skills. Let’s all believe that together. Maddie’s work is typically her twelve year old self in nude material rolling around on beds portraying the underaged angst of sexually repressed and emotionally tortured grown women. Occasionally she gets to fend off a naked Shia LaBeouf. Or this new piece, Lucky Thirteen, narrated by Chloe Sevigny just to let you know it’s not the least bit to do with alt-teen Kids behavior.

The video portrays a woman looking back on her middle school years happy she was a weird outcast so she didn’t grow up to go to state school and get a government office job. The only real option of the kids who combed their hair in middle school. Rather she can grow up to be a dancer or actress or jade jewelry artist since her parents are still paying her rent at thirty. If you look closely you can see Maddie’s mom off to stage right encouraging her daughter to show skin to win. If it helps sell more clothes to teen girls, we’ll have to agree it’s all worthwhile. Women and women and girl’s fashion remains the height of unchallenged pedophillic social marketing in the culture. Stephen Collins and Jared were set up. Free the tender hearts.