Rebel Wilson Doesn’t Think Black Lives Matter

September 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Rebel Wilson took hardcore Twitter grief from the BlackLivesMatter hashtaggers for making light of recent police brutality with her lame bit on the MTV show about the brutality of police strippers. It’s funny, because it’s a play on words, until Rebel Wilson starts taking off her clothes, then nothing’s funny ever again.

A lot of people have problems with the police. But I really hate police strippers. You guys know what I’m talking about. They come to your house, you think you’re getting arrested, and you just get a lap dance that is usually uninspired. I hired a police stripper for my grandmother’s 80th, and he wouldn’t even feel her up. Well I paid an extra $100 for her to get an erotic back massage, but it only lasted one song. I hate this injustice. Hence the shirt.

MTV scrupulously reads every single line of copy before its approved and masturbates thinking about content relevancy to teens. Did this make the pass? If so, fuck you again, Millennials. At least Miley showed her tits while yapping out her gravel quarry barker. How soon until we get that wall built to stop Australians from entering the U.S. and how will it work exactly on first class passengers who had to purchase an extra seat arriving at LAX? We might need bigger nets.

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