Rihanna Tits Are Moving Merch

Remember when the whole world got together and asked Rihanna to stop singing and she did? That was fucking amazing. Now she’s making the same cash money or more owning big pieces of fashion houses and using her Caribbean tits to sell pricy ensembles. We win, she wins, the child seamstresses of Surinam can afford the better used Band-Aids for their fingers. We need to do this more often. If only there were seventeen online petition sites where we could turn our petty grievances into breathless Huffington Post headlines. Life couldn’t be that perfect.

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