Rob Kardashian Arm Looks Wicked in Shape

The Kardashians are hailing the return of their lone male member with a male member Rob Kardashian and how amazing his left arm looks after almost a year away at angry fat camp where social media is strictly verboten. Odd considering the large number of fat angry people on social media at any given time. For the sake of his sanity, Rob put aside his custom sock business and all the other work in his life that takes up to three hours a month and just focused on himself, why he was over-eating, beating up small women, and being a dick to the hot girlfriends he never could have gotten if not for his fame and family money. It’s a shame given how close Rob was to escaping the Soviet style clutches of his family and penning a true tell all book that would shock nobody. Khloe was cattle prodded? Kim trained on wood dicks that gave her splinters if she didn’t suck properly? What else you got, sock boy? I need something unexpected. Mule fucking Fridays? Tell me you have pictures!

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