Coco Austin Cake and Titties

October 23, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


Coco and her husband the rapper and emasculated talk show host known as Ice-T have decided to name their baby Chanel in honor of how they think something else is spelled. To honor the by-product of their love, Coco invited all of her best friends together and let them eat cake while they stared at her tits. It’s a Serbian thing and not the world’s most horrible tradition. Legend holds if you tally up the visible veins on the mother’s breast you can predict the IQ of the fetus. If you count more than sixty, congratulations, your child just qualified for GATE in Serbia. Who wants more cake? Of course you can eat it off my tits, I’m pregnant, not dead.

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