Dianna Agron, that chick you watched Glee for for ten seconds because she’s blond and good looking and dressed like a cheerleader finally got topless ten years later. Maybe it’s been eight or six, I don’t know. Had she been topless on Glee I might’ve DVRed. Minus the parts where all the male characters sing the phrase ‘yucky girls’ but plus the TV magic moment when Jane Lynch dips one in the pink, one in the stink on the perky high schooler to help her feel like a woman. As punishment for the wait, producers made Agron open mouth kiss Paz De La Huerta, which frenzied the billions of primordial viral cells in her body desperate for a fresh host. Alls well that ends well. Agron breasts, we’ll see you again in twenty years in a Greenwich Playhouse revival of Hair. Paz, probably later tonight outside a Sunset club.
Photo Credit: “Bare” Purple Milk