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Do Not Go Down on The Stripper

October 8, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments


I’m pretty unflappable when it comes to idiotic fraternity hazing rituals. When you agree to allow for an institution run entirely by 20-year old drunk boys named Scotty (that’s actually the dude’s name in the video so shut the fuck up) there is no effective off limits. There is no gross. There is no being appalled after the fact. As long as everybody wakes up not dead the next morning, it’s kosher.

Some fake Greek named fraternity got shut down at Indiana University which claims to be a real academic institution because a video leaked of them hazing their pledges in a group sex ritual that involved them forcing some poor drunk shmuck to perform oral sex on the professional party talent. Naturally, the University was horrified because they haven’t read the newspaper or the Internet for the past several decades.

The first rule of your culture of care ought to be, do not let your students go down on a paid sex worker. I could show you the augur smeared petri dish reasons why, but we can probably settle on common sense. Forcing somebody to get oral herpes in front of a group of dudes in their underwear seems like a bizarre way of forming lifelong fraternal bonds, but to each their own. This is the college experience. Why can’t I get a job again? Oh, that’s right. Occupy Wall Street!

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