HelloGiggles Says Hello to $30 Million

HelloGiggles is the female positive website started by Zooey Deschanel and two other women you’d want to punch in the uterus after five minutes of conversation on politics or sports. That’s misogynistic, also thoughtful eugenics. Like every other site declaratively for women, HelloGiggles is dedicated to helping young professional women pretend they don’t need a man to feel complete. It’s loaded with positive stories about women making a difference while wearing the perfect platform sandals for summer. The male equivalent of HelloGiggles.com would be BangHerFatTitties.com. HelloGiggles just sold to Time for thirty million. That’s pretty lucrative payout for a compilation of DIY cat yarn ball posts. When people tell you they think hard all day and they just want to relax with something mindless at night, they’re lying about the first part.

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