Hookers Are Unpredictable Little Scamps

The two hookers who serviced Lamar Odom at the Love Ranch up to and through his first few strokes sold pictures of Lamar in his brothel bed to the DailyMail, purveyors of all things tawdry but not particularly shocking. According to Dennis Hof, the owner of the Love Ranch, the chicks he 1099’s to pump and grind dudes with decent credit are forbidden from recording any part of their intimate romantic journeys. The punishment is one paddle spanking and loss of douche privileges. All that DailyMail cash will make your yeasty twat itch just a little less.

The shocking photos are merely Odom post-volume-coital sleeping underneath a blanket the FDA warns is certain to give you forever cooties. The DailyMail points out the nightstand contains Hof’s pook on pimping, body oils, candles, and a dildo. Family Feud that under things you’d expect to find on a whorehouse nightstand. How can hookers take pictures during a 72-hour sex bender and capture no sex? Now I finally know what Lamar Odom looks like asleep. Do you have any Olden Polynice’s fishing?

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