For all the shit I give Brazil for pretending to be first world, once a month they send some model northward to show off her spectacular tits on the beach. It's like a palms up gesture from the Navajo. Right before they snake you at roulette in their I'm sorry for the 19th century massacre middle of nowhere casino. Admit you gave our gays The AIDS in the early 80's and we'll call it even, Brazil. You can have Gisele back.
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