Khloe and Lamar Call Off Divorce

In a twist completely unexpected by the encephalitic and very poor prognosticators of dingy tawdry family drama, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have called off their divorce. TMZ got a copy of the judicial request signed by Khloe and counter signed by Lamar with something approximating an emoji smiley face to quash their previous divorce filings. It’s almost like God knew these two needed to be together so he sent Lamar on a four year crack and whore bender that ultimately led to him stroking out to a couple of low rent sex workers in the Nevada desert thereby bringing Khloe back into his life. Talk about your mysterious ways. Love really is the strongest power in the universe. Especially when one of the two parties has been disabled by renal failure and a brain hemorrhage. Somebody keep their eyes on that tall dark drink of water. The allure of the pipe is strongest when a fat chick is riding your cock and sobbing out the word ‘Lammy’.

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