There are any number of ways to get over a breakup. But nothing’s proven more effective than fucking the living tar out of a Canadian model just out of high school. There’s getting back on the wagon and then there’s pounding your cock into every orifice of that wagon because she thinks you’re a real somebody and you promised to make her famous. Scott Disick has led a charmed life. A snowboarding bum who got himself into some Kardashian pussy when the opportunities were still on the ground floor. He walks away famous and rich for doing absolutely nothing. He didn’t even have to fuck a rapper. You can’t wipe that shit eating grin off his face because it’s all he has left. Fucker. Take me with you.
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