Selena Gomez No Bra for #NoBraDay

Hashtags are a sign you’ve officially surrendered any meaningful action. Maybe three years ago you could take a new hashtag to the social standing points bank and get a stuffed kitten. That was ten thousand General Mills cereal hashtags ago. The breast cancer awareness people invented #NoBraDay to celebrate women’s tits, which is actually worth celebrating. Also breast cancer awareness. Celebrate that with less joy but equal fervor. Creating a hashtag and inviting everybody to ditto you just diminishes the importance. Every time you use a hashtag as your chief form of participation, your mom gets breast cancer. She might as well. You just killed her with your fucking laziness. Good luck at Thanksgiving.

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