This Maxim Halloween Seems Different

Maxim magazine can stamp its Halloween party as crazy sexy, but when you feature E.J. Johnson in negligee, the first question has to be ‘sexy to whom?’. Granted, Johnson has lost a ton of weight and deserves to roll out in satin and lace. Dropping a hundred without the benefit of The AIDS like the old man that takes will power. Maxim isn’t what it used to be. You bend over in a nightie at their evening events and you might find a festive for Fall cock in your shitter. Playboy’s canning tits and Maxim is highlighting the gender ambiguous lifestyle. These are your men’s magazines. In what year does the asexual reproduction replace us again?