Ben Carson Rap (AUDIO)

Ben Carson wants young black Americans who never  vote to come not vote for him. Carson tuned into his inner jive and came out with a rap spot to run on the radio in eight urban markets. Not a single targeted listener is a registered Republican which makes it almost certain the real point of this ad is to remind white Republicans that Carson is the only black candidate and it’d look pretty fucking hip if they nominated him. His next drop is a pointed lyric wishing he could’ve touched Mac Daddy from Kris Kross with his healing hands. It’s followed by a slick blast at Drake for being a Zionist and challenging the authenticity of his mixtape. Carson is getting in the weeds. If Christ hadn’t assured him that the end of days was coming before the general election, he could’ve been a contender.