Eddie Murphy Keeps on Breeding

November 5, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Eddie Murphy’s Australian model girlfriend is set to give birth to Eddie Murphy’s ninth kid by his fourth breeding partner. So stop asking where the fuck is Eddie Murphy. He’s fucking. You don’t have nine kids by accident. Reproduction’s a thing you sometimes see women addicted to, but it’s odd for a man who doesn’t wear a sports jersey and move from town to town for a living. Eddie Murphy is rumored to spend his days watching TV and often comes off extremely curt and surly when interviewed. It’s possible he’s just tired from all that baby making. Male lions sleep 20 hours a day. Eddie Murphy sperm doesn’t come from the magic genie lamp. Now get me a seasonal latte and we’ll go at this again after Love Boat. Let’s call this one Marcus. Have I used that already?

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